are you so shy because you have an std?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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