it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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