One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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