like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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