Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We talked him into tasing himself.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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