it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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