Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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