You work out of a Hotel?
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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