dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
My vagina just recognized that song.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
do nipples grow back?
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