i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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