TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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