I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
