Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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