He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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