So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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