i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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