I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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