I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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