I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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