There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
