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i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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