So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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