I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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