Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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