i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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