is your mom at the bar?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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