Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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