I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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