super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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