Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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