Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
