do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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