i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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