i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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