I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she woke up with a sticky ear
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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