did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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