butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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