He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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