I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
You pole danced in your parka.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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