You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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