When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Randomize
