Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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