I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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