i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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