Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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