no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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