its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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