Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
All the doctor said was why
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
