home. puking in laundry basket.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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