I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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