you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I think my moral compass just broke
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
