no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I supernannyed him into submission
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