seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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