Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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