i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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