all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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