It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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