What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
what if I'm pregnant?
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I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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