I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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